https://nypost.com/2020/04/13/chris-cuomo-trashes-cnn-gig-during-covid-19-meltdown/

>>Cuomo then launched into a tale about a “loser biker” who confronted him on Easter Sunday for being outside his Southampton home with his family despite his coronavirus diagnosis.

>>Cuomo said he wishes he could have acted like a regular Joe and told the biker to “go to hell.”

>>“That matters to me more than making millions of dollars a year… because I’ve saved my money and I don’t need it anymore,” he said.

Translation:

“I wish I could be someone who would never whore their butthole away no matter the offer, but I’m not like Regular Joe. I’m a whore for money and luxury comforts and I need lots of both. Now that I’ve whored my butthole away to the point of incontinence, I finally feel I have accumulated enough to be able to be just like you Regular Joe types who would never whore your buttholes away for anything. Let’s be clear, I think you Regular Joe types are assholes. Well, an incontinent asshole is what I’m planning to be to everyone around me now that I have determined my accumulated wealth is great enough to act as a protection barrier between me and any real consequences from my mouth diarrhea. So prepare your anuses you Regular Joe fat loser faggots, my flappy butthole is coming out of the gate!”