Like anyone would be

I am flattered by your fascination with me

Like any hot blooded woman

I have simply wanted an object to crave

But you, youre not allowed

Youre uninvited

An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting

To watch the stoic squirm

Must be somewhat heartening

To watch shepard meet shepard

But you, youre not allowed

Youre uninvited

An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory

I must seem greatly intriguing

You speak of my love like

You have experienced love like mine before

But this is not allowed

Youre uninvited

An unfortunate slight

I dont think you unworthy

I need a moment to deliberate

to the fairest in all the land

i offer you a bite of this apple

to be absolved of all sins

to be immortal

to be my other half

do you take my hand in marriage?

let the games begin!

or maybe i’m just trolling all of you and everyone will get saved?

i can’t reveal all of my secrets just yet!