>Be Don Jr.
>write a book called 'Triggered'
>shill book with Charlie "Tinyface" Kirk
>get so triggered by teenagers asking about Israel that you have to end event early
>Plastic-y FOX News sloppy seconds whore gf that Jr left his family for starts mocking the sexual experience of underage boys in response
If you're reading this Jr, I hope it triggers you. Most won't remember that event, but I do you little phony.