>holy fuck you are dumb.
No, scro. It's you who are the holy fuck dumb.
Nearly all the "gods" from "mythology" were planets. Close encounters with planetary "deities" resulted in major catastrophes on Earth, leaving an impressionable mark on the psyche of man, forever after. Saturn was said to have "ruled" over our world for a period of time, and it is quite possible this used to be our original "sun". Jupiter is said to have "dethroned" Saturn, thus "freeing" our planet, until it eventually made it's way into the inner solar system, we now call "home", orbiting our new "Sun".
Study the similarities between myths/religions/traditions/etc and you'll start to get an idea where these ideas originate. They are based, as wild as they may sound.