Just when you thought bottom-feeding, scum-sucking lawyers could not suck any more than we know they do, there's a Massachusetts lawyer advertising on the Agawam, Mass. Facebook forum, offering her estate planning services because, well, muh Corona. My best friend lost his mother to Corona this week, so I'm not in the mood to see sheysters preying on vulnerable, home-bound people right now. I am convinced that this illness was a bioweopon released on us by the desperate demons on the left. But, fuck, it's killing real people, and it's hit close to home. Let's roll, please, Q. Please, let's obliterate our enemies ASAP. And let's let this fucking lawyer know we hate her tactics. Thank you all.

— MassholeAnon