Not only did he manufacture the need for yellow
ribbons, but he greatly prolonged their sales.
AND provided the story line for a very bad song.
I guess you could count those as good things (at least if you were Tony Orlando).
I'd bet that means he is still getting paid as well.
Change the word SHOULD to WILL.
Very Nice, Anon !
That's a man, baby!
Look at that right hand! She has man hands.
Enough to scare the shit out of George Costanza.