The 8Kun ShillBilly

Come listen to my story of a shill named Red,

A concernfag shill that's fucked up in the head,

He spends all his time divertin' from the news

He gets triggered bad when he hears "Muh Joos"

Jews, that is, JIDF…

Well the next thing you know he's turned up on the site

His kvetching and bitching turns the breads to shite

When he's done with all that he continues with his whine

And his six million posts about a guy named Finkelstein

Tricks, that is, anti-semitie…

One day he will hear a knock upon the door

He'll get arrested and he won't shill no more,

His Red Text posts they won't be seen again

The next thing you'll know is he's locked up in the Pen

Prison that is, locked cells, dropping the soap.

Don't come back now, ya hear?