So, like this one time, at band camp…
Bernie was leading again, but not if yaknow, like um, prolly not if ya counted the #superdelegates, but he was leading again pretty much except like I say that the #superdelegates don't do the #independent thing. So it was gonna go all the way to the DemCon until he had his Depends / ImWithHer / "like pouring oil on troubled waters, soothing them" -(Gwen Ifil R.I.P. - so glad she got to see her plan of preventing Colonel Sellout from reaching the WH come to fruition '4 she dedded) moment like last time.
But #JoeChina gaffed his way all the way to a solid 30330 victory count. Locked up way early, like the FOIA orofice. With a lil' hep from the bat shit. And 14 out of 15 other contenders on Super Monday.
Prove me wrong, and I'll show you a single pplz in a car wearing a mask, with an SUV full of toilet paper. I mean, if there was ever a complete tell that this was media driven panic, it is so ironic that it is buttwipe.
And repeating for the sake of alcohol fueled redundancy, absolutely savoring the fact that @NoJoyReid went viral today for stating that taxation is theft without bothering to notice that the government gave all of us legal immigrants moneyz on tax deadline day. If there was no IRS in 1913, there was no Prohibition. We've been through this about a century ago, history buffs.
Can we get back to Patrick fucking Fitzgerald now?