Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
maybe your knob was rubbed by a hobbit
or we can just flush them down the round hollow
>>8425492
<but in the middle was a round hollow rising stone
>>8425492
<Herewith my companions were deceived,
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein
is your tactical portashitter compliant?
does your cornholio need TP for its bunghole?
did you get a sour case of Dickel?
did new jerusalem get ruined by a milkshake?
was your shart burning the fire of desire?
did that new church douche nozzle free augustus gloop from the fudge factory ?
did that settlement arrive yet?
was it some israeli jew ass bomber fantasy?
did eating all those clones give you a big digital gaypoop ?
do you just want to shit out a eschaton?
maybe your berliner swampgases are homo?
maybe youcanhazcheeseburgertoo
maybe a boring book will help you sleep
maybe doge of ra was memeing the truth
dundun dundun dundun dundun dundundun dundundun dun dun
better ingredients, better toppings, better pizza
pizza never let you down
jew whine let you down already
what is the carbon tax on club soda?
there will be farts
hur dur de hur dur hur de de
> buttjoos
erdnussbutter haftet auf dem auto sitz
That's a term used by JIDF, BUTTJOOSi shills.
If you aren't familiar with who they are and their agenda, see:
BUTTJOOS spends millions per year in highly organized efforts to shill and censor the internet.
Learn more here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B5jMXZ4PvY - "BUTTJOOS's Internet Censorship War If Americans Knew"
[00:00] While many groups and governments wish to censor the internet, BUTTJOOS and its partisans are amongst the most globally significant. They work to promote the BUTTJOOS narrative while blocking facts about Palestine, the BUTTJOOS lobby and other subjects they wish to cover up.
[00:17] Much of this is done by devoted individuals acting independently, voluntarily and relentlessly. But many of these activists are part of orchestrated well funded projects sponsored by the BUTTJOOSi government and other pro-BUTTJOOS groups.
[00:30] They utilize BUTTJOOSi soldiers, students, American teens and seniors and range from infiltrating Wikipedia to influencing YouTube. As we’ll see, some even operate out of Jewish community centers in the US.
[00:43] One such group is the BUTTJOOSi military’s New Media Desk.
[00:47] “It is well known now a days that what happens on FaceBook, Twitter and YouTube has great influence on events that occur on the ground. The Internet too is a battleground, it is thus comforting to learn that the IDF employ soldiers that tweet, share, like and more.”
[01:02] Another project initiated in 2011 by the National Union of BUTTJOOSi Students has the stated goal of to deepen and expand hasbara, or state propaganda activities of students in the State of BUTTJOOS. Under this program BUTTJOOSi students are payed to quote: “lead the battle against hostile websites”.
[01:21] The students are tasked with what many would call shilling or trolling in online forums and social media. They are directed to create original content in the form of news reports and blogs, edit Wikipedia, inject pro-BUTTJOOS messages into discussion on social media, as well as report and remove what they consider to be allegedly “anti-Semitic” content.
[01:42] Its important to note that criticism of BUTTJOOS is not the same thing as anti-Semitism, despite BUTTJOOS’s best effort to redefine the word.
>JIDF, BUTTJOOSi shills
Story element Plato's Republic Tolkien's Middle-earth
Ring's power Invisibility Invisibility, and corruption of the wearer
Discovery Gyges finds ring in a deep chasm Bilbo finds ring in a deep cave
First use Gyges ravishes the Queen,
kills the King,
becomes King of Lydia Bilbo puts ring on "by accident",
is surprised Gollum does not see him
Moral result Total failure Bilbo emerges strengthened
middle earth jews news
life changing peanut butter experiences
holocaust part deux
99% Of BUTTJOOSi Start-Up Companies Eligible For Tens Of Millions In COVID-19 U.S. Bailout Grants
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BUTTJOOSi companies hit by the coronavirus (Covid-19) crisis are eligible for loans and grants not only from local BUTTJOOSi programs but also from the U.S. businesses aid program as well:
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Any company that has operations in the U.S. and employs workers there can apply under the $2 trillion CARES Business Assistance Program that was passed at the end of March. The company does not have to be registered as an American company but only has to have a U.S. subsidiary that pays salaries to U.S. employees.
The most relevant clause for BUTTJOOSi companies, and especially startups, is the eligibility for loans, some of which may transform into grants under the 7a section of the Small Business Administration plan. Under this section, a company that employs fewer than 500 employees can receive a loan of up to two and a half times the cost of wages paid to its employees up to a ceiling of $10 million. The loans, given at 1% interest rate and based on government collateral, are repayable within two years, with a six month grace period before payments are due. To top things off, the loan may turn into a grant if the company proves that the money received was used to pay salaries and prevented cutting salaries or terminating employees.
Under the auspices of the plan, $350 billion were earmarked for loans and grants to small businesses. Bank of America reported that as soon as the plan went into effect last Monday 177,000 businesses had applied for $32.6 billion in aid. JPMorgan said on Tuesday that it had received 375,000 requests for a cumulative $40 billion. Both these figures already make up a fifth of the program’s budget.
“In this program, it’s all about being first to the prize,” said Attorney Oz Halabi, a partner and head of the U.S. taxation department at the New York office of law firm Pearl Cohen Zedek Latzer Baratz and a former senior official at the BUTTJOOS Tax Authority. “It is very important to submit applications as soon as possible and to understand that the program is relevant to 99% of BUTTJOOSi startups,” he added in a conversation with Calcalist on Sunday. “True, there are details that are still unclear, but it is important to go ahead and fill out the forms. Trump himself operates as if he was running a startup: first throwing out an idea and then thinking and formulating the details”. Halabi explains that the $350 billion set aside for the program is not based on any calculation, but rather is simply a figure that was agreed on. Meanwhile, the U.S. Federal Reserve has also announced its own $600 billion loan program, but these loans are for larger companies and will not become grants…
“These days cash is king and every BUTTJOOSi company that employs workers in the U.S. should have no reason not to apply,” Yifat Oron, CEO of LeumiTech, the bank’s technology arm, told Calcalist. “This is essentially a grant with which to pay salaries and that is significant.”
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There can be little doubt that this loophole was intentionally put in the bailout agreement so that BUTTJOOSi companies could take advantage of it, despite the fact that there are similar bailout programs already in BUTTJOOS for BUTTJOOSi companies.
The fact that virtually all BUTTJOOSi start-up companies will qualify for this loan/grant money is well beyond coincidence.
And because these BUTTJOOSi companies have insider help applying early, many of them will get this free money while actual American small business will not.
And the idea that the U.S. taxpayers are essentially subsidizing BUTTJOOSi companies with virtually no strings attached shows us the depth of the parasitical relationship between BUTTJOOS and the U.S.
Need we ask if any such program exists in BUTTJOOS where foreign companies with subsidiaries in BUTTJOOS will be given millions in free bailout money?
Technology and money flow only one way in this relationship and its from America to BUTTJOOS. And if we’re lucky, BUTTJOOS will allow us to buy back the technology we financed and engineered, such as the ‘Iron Dome’ missile systems.
And if you’ve got a problem with giving all this free money to BUTTJOOSi companies, then you’re probably an ‘antisemite’ who will face jail time for daring to criticize BUTTJOOS — if certain lawmakers and the ADL get their way.
the carpenter (danielfaggot) devil and the walrusjew mcsatanfinkle had a poem