I wish my shirts fit like this.
Elon Musk is technically African-American.
sigh I would REALLY like to take Katie Pavlich out to dinner. I’m thinking a quiet little bar known for their great apps. You know, have a couple beers, loosen up a bit, let our hair down. Order some potato wedges, wings, etc. We talk about our lives. Where we’ve been. Who knows where the night could end. If I play my cards right, we might take it back to her place for a little night cap. By then, we both know it’s inevitable. It’s just a matter of time. After a few more drinks and dancing around her kitchen to loud music, she grabs me by the collar and says…..
What are you talking about? I just described a very typical first date, idiot.