>>8833902 (PB)

It's insurance -- just like you have on your car, health, home, life.

The covered event (lapse in employment) has occurred. Time to collect.

>>8833949 (PB)

Or, when they are shamed into coming in, infect them for real. If they already had it, no one will know. If they didn't, EVERYONE will know.

>>8834067 (PB)

Good. Maybe he'll swing by for a diet soda -- it's my birthday.

>>8834073 (PB)

Are you sure you want her to have access to your bank accounts?

>>8834464 (PB)

The bread was already closed when I noticed your post and I filtered you anyways. Because.