I only spent $500
Mosin Nagant upgraded with a Boyd's thumbhole floating barrel stock, muzzle break, eye relief scope, bipod, and 10 round magazine extension. Armslist.com baby.
I bought the rifle that helped communism spread, decked out with "assault shit" the fag ass liberals hate, and named it Boss Hogg.
After getting Boss Hogg ready for the shooting range I went and picked up a break open single barrel shotgun and named her "Stormy".
Ironically right after I picked up Stormy the fucking YouTube shooting went down. So this time I got my new false flag gun purchase BEFORE the event went down.
The intention is to get barrel adapters in every caliber I shoot and I named her "Stormy" because if you bring the right size tube, you can basically stick anything you want in her hole and you can still shoot your load.
No fucking shit. When I got home from the seedy pawn shop where I picked her up for $100 a giant lightning bolt came down across the street the SECOND I pulled into my driveway, and it rained so hard I had to change my clothes when I got in the house. It continued to rain and storm, thunder shaking the house as I sat there wondering what the fuck I just brought into my house!
I wish I could make this shit up.
I am still waiting for all these fucking arrests to go down already but in the meantime if yall' CIA bitches want to keep on false flagging then imma gonna keep upgrading my 2nd ammendment.