"Authorities are investigating a bizarre violent assault yesterday where the victim was attacked by unknown an assailant(s), rendered unconscious, only to awaken and, to their horror, find that one of their fingers had been surgically removed and their hand expertly bandaged. Nothing else of value was taken, e.g., wallet, watch, cellphone, leaving the police baffled by the crime."
Update: "Police have added a robbery charge to the bizarre…."
[This post is satirical in nature and the author is merely pointing out just one of the countless stupidities and unexpected and unwanted consequences of such a bonehead idea]