So…Just a reminder for Sleepy Joe, I only give the daily reminder, you will be getting hourly reminders from your wife and your sister; they each have a label on their clothes so remember, one is your wife, one is your sister, but for this:
"Joe, you have Alzheimer's" will be tattooed onto your right palm, so just look at your right palm…the right one joe, the one use to grab little girls; yes, that one, now look at it, what does it say? - Yes, that's right joe, you have Al's hammer…no, he doesn't need it now, you can give it back to him tomorrow…no joe, Tom doesn't really like Oreo's…yes, he needs his hammer sometimes…yes joe, you are running for Senator and yes you'll make an excellent train driver but for now please put down the toaster it doesn't need to go for a walk.
Yes, joe, you do have Al's hammer.