Anonymous ID: 0b5f79 April 3, 2018, 6:44 p.m. No.885775   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5835

http:// www.on-stjohn.com/2009/04/04/a-billionaires-cow/comment-page-1/

http:// archive.is/ua6ma

 

APRIL 4, 2009 BY JEFF

A Billionaire’s Cow

 

This is as close as On-StJohn.com has ever gotten to, and likely ever will get to, Little St. James island, a privately-owned cay whose owner we always affectionately referred to as Ritchie Rich (until the billionaire financier got himself in the news last year.) We still prefer to call it Ritchie Rich’s island.

But that is old news and it’s not what this post is about. It’s about that cow.

It’s fake.

It’s a fake lawn ornament cow. And captains will tell you the cow isn’t always in the same place. It gets moved around.

I love rich people.

Ritchie Rich is also spending lots of his money on this island. We’ve watched through binoculars for years as the nonstop construction continuously remakes his fiefdom.

And it’s always comforting to see the American flag flying. A reminder that this is still America. We like that. Fake cows and all.