from Kevin Sorbo:

 

DEMOCRAT PARTY PLATFORM

 

• If a man pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.

 

• Somehow it's un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.

 

• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.

 

• It was cool for Joe Biden to “blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it's an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.

 

• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.

 

• Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it.

 

• Citizens were penalized if they don't buy their own health insurance, but they are forced to buy it for illegals.

 

• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to Negroes who have never been slaves.

 

• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.

 

• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.

 

• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you'd better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.

 

• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.

 

• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for "free" health care for illegals is not.

 

• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.

 

• Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.

 

• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.

 

• Illegals don't pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.

 

• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but socialism seems like a great plan to our leaders.

 

• Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed naked are good.

 

• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.

 

• Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.

 

• And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes

us "racists." ?