Has a single, notable, thing happened at all today?

DC police: Tara Reade sexual assault allegation against Biden remains open investigation

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/reade-sexual-assault-allegation-against-biden-remains-open-investigation-says-d-c-police

Operation COVID Crackdown: 30 men arrested in connection with online child predator sting

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/operation-covid-crackdown-30-men-arrested-in-connection-with-online-child-predator-sting.amp