so we all stand 6 feet apart

in line at the store(s)

wearing our masks

and then we all use the same finger on the keypad

that we pick our nose with

at the gas station

on the touchscreen

that we wipe our ass with

at the ATM

how many families had dinner together two Sundays ago on your block? this exercise we are engaging in does not even remotely resemble a quarantine.

millions have been exposed

millions will test positive

millions did not exhibit any symptoms

hurr durr muh social distance

hurr durr it's really working cuz so many didn't die

hurr durr POTUS is a criminal cuz so many died