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Urgent notice to all anon Mariners
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illuminati was founded on May Day 1776 by Adam Weishaupt, professor of canon law at Ingolstadt and a former Jesuit
Mariners should be advised that storm force winds extend outwards on the timeline for hundreds of years. Use extreme caution when in close proximity. Anniversary parades / events planned.
Report all sightings to Baker / Watch Commander.
Signed , anon water watch sector
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