Anonymous ID: b132fb April 24, 2020, 3:26 p.m. No.8912127   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2160

HOW DOES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP MAINTAIN HIS SUN-KISSED GLOW IN THE PALE OF WINTER?

 

As Donald Trump's White House continues to be bogged down with scandals and chaos, threatening to upend his presidency, one of the biggest mysteries in Washington remains answered: How does the president maintain his bright florescent sun-kissed glow amid the pale of winter?

 

According to the New York Times, who have dug in on this enigma through interviews with past and current White House staffers, the official Oval Office line is that Trump's glow is due to his "good genes." But you need only look at the president, whose vibrant hue shines like an amber light against winter's graying backdrop, to realize that this explanation is far from the whole truth. https://www.newsweek.com/how-does-president-donald-trump-maintain-his-sun-kissed-glow-pale-winter-1315905

 

How Does Trump Maintain His Orange Glow? Self-tanner? Tanning beds? It’s a mystery

 

The biggest mystery in Washington—second only to how the Mueller probe will end—is how President Donald Trump manages to maintain his bright fluorescent orange glow regardless of the season. Thankfully, the New York Times dug in on this pressing question, interviewing current and former White House staffers in an attempt to get to the bottom of this important story. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-tan-789157/

 

Maybe the reason POTUS does not maintain social distancing guidelines because he is using electron light therapy to keep all pathogens and viruses away.