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>>8916450 (lb)
Oh, you want a good one, go back and listen to this shit.
Sort of. What you are waking up to is the true god of this earth. What you do about it, from here on out, is what counts.
Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; 9And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. 10Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. 11Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.
Satan couldn't have promised it if it weren't possible. Jesus knew that, and that's why it was a temptation.
TFW you realize the "UVBI" faux pas was also code speak for Ron taking some "action".