I saw Saving Private Ryan two weeks ago and I'm not early 50's, boomer. First dial up in '87? Dial up what, Jeane Dixon sex line?
Ha ha, I'm a billionaire. That didn't work out like you thought, did it?
And I gave AOL discs to needy people like you.
It's your mom's basement, and it just makes fiscal sense, buddy. It allows me to throw more coins at her when she leaves my lair.