Bitch ate the donut, she only gets half a roll of toilet paper for that ever fattening ass of hers.
Professor Shillberg from Clown College ripped you off, Anon. You should demand a refund for that """doctorate""".
And now all you have to show for it is a terabyte of hentai and the desperate hope that maybe one day you get anonymously RT'd by Q. You've done very well with your schooling. Proud to have you aboard this ride.
Because somebody has put a lot of money into making sure you're thinking about UV light.