the mormons provide you with a job/wage you are not fit for and ask for 20% of your income in return. I helped a guy out who couldn't understand why 10'8" tall shelves wouldn't fit in a living room that had 10'2" ceilings. His church had him working for the State as a field supervisor. I'm not kidding, he couldn't put together how a set of shelves that were 6 inches taller than the ceilings wouldn't stand up in the room. I measured them several times before he insisted on me bringing into the house to try and was literally scratching his head when they wouldn't fit.
Dumbest mother fucker I ever met was making 200k/yr+ because he joined the mormon church.
I considered joining the Mormon church very seriously after that.