POTUS/Dad/Maestro/Mr. President,
Did you ever watch the Daily Show?
Did you know I interviewed Al Sharpton when I was ~11 years old when he was there?
Did you know I also interviewed Jon and Steven Colbert?
Were you ever asked to be on the show by Jon Stewart? If not, why? If yes, why not?
Does it hurt your feelings when people talk about your hair? Your complexion? Your eating habits? Your family? Your wife? It would hurt mine, and that bothers me… it's not like they are attacking your actions, or your mistakes even though there aren't any, they attack you! How do you cope? ( I usually draw with my electric crayons, I'm sure you've seen some of them. )
Do you know how much some of us care about you?
Do you know who I am? Does it matter?
<3
GODSPEED
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