oh hai
im a deepstate child pedophile trafficker
im super scared about what goes on here
please stop
youre totes fucking with our criminal enterprise
pay no attention to the fact we're all living in mansions and live literally above the concerns of money while fox news tells you "BREAKING, BOMBSHELL, ITS HAPPENING" every fucking night
no no no, keep fucking believing that you have any fucking agency at all in anything that matters
this is totally legit, youre not the butt of every fucking internet meme on the planet at this point
totes saving the world by posting in a honeypot bros
fuck it, you guys are literally angels bro