9) Tranny - born Michael Lavaughn Robinson III.
Also fails resedency requirements.
Explain the 'schlong down Michelle's trouser leg' on the Ellen show dancing video. I'll wait.
Explain Joan Rivers saying that Michelle was a tranny. I'll wait.
Your explanation is fail. You didn't explain at all.
Explain why Barry called his wife "Michael" on more than one occasion. I'll wait.