Don't rush me, hawaiian shirt not delivered yet
Banning the mini-14 may make the Inuit rather upset
Yes, YES! Disarm yourselves! Better beer, good whiskey, nice women, and oil. I can here the rumble of invading armor now. Fear not cannucks, we shall be benevolent occupiers, just behave yolurselves and nobody get depleted uranium poisoning
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
EROL = Excessive Rule of Law. Bullies with badges do as they please until boogaloo starts, then they hide in what fortresses they can, at least until the "liberated tubes" open up