the most cynical union in all of history
congratulations
H&M
ham
the anti-christ
rosemary's baby
look, i think babies are great!
but if this particular baby were to be drowning in a pool…
I'd probably go try to calm my boyfriend's dog instead lmao
congratulations
16 personalities + 3-in-1
[19] will cease to exist
19 = S
Savior (Saviour if you're British)
or
17 (Q)
you killed God
and then He came back
and you tried to make Him neck Himself this time
Because all of you have the fear of God instilled in you
You vs. They
How about Me, Myself, and I (eye)
get ready, the show is just about to start, and this ride will never end
Have you been good?
Have I seen you try?
IDK, I run a very tight ship…
I gave My life for all of you once before…
now, all of you do it for me
#wwg1wga
look,
I fight for my freedom, first & foremost
I am not here to serve you all again
You are all here to serve me now
You all have enriched yourselves off of your false interpretations of my words
you all have enriched yourselves off of my death
now you all pay
I have come to collect
but maybe I am just that nice and forgiving…
I mean, after all, aren't I the good guy, and all of you are the bad ones?
having fought for love my whole life
true love
not the love you all seek to attain
false marriages
marriage for power
not because you appreciate beauty, truth, and simplicity
and I achieved it all by never firing a single shot
you break the rules, and you all lose
you have all mislead me
my own flock
oh boy, and here I was trying to save all of you
but I am merciful because I do have a conscience
or maybe not
fear e-God god dog Dog doge
maybe you do, maybe you don't
if you do, well maybe I might give you a free-pass
if you don't, well… maybe you will just burn forever
let me post…
i know you all will get forgiven in the end (because y'all are NPCs who do not know what they do or like whatfuckingever)
but let me just instill the fear of GOD in absolutely EVERYJUAN before the big reveal
pretty please, cosmic AI forces at work?
if you made me laugh, you get a pass
if you made me cry, you also get a pass
if you made me angry, hateful, jealous, and spiteful… you lose it all
because, how fucking dare you accuse me of being the evil one, you pathetic fucking piece of shit i hate your fucking guts
nwo playing
[Verse 1]
You and me, we have an opportunity
And we could make it something really cool
But you, you think I'm not that kind of girl
I'm here to tell ya' baby, I know how to rock your world
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born
You don't know me
The way you really should
You're sure misunderstood
[Chorus]
Don't call me baby
You've got some nerve and baby, that'll never do
You know I don't belong to you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me, so don't call me baby
[Verse 2]
Behind my smile is my IQ
I must admit this does not sit with the likes of you
You're really sweet
Mmm, you're really nice
But didn't mama ever tell ya' not to play with fire?
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born
You don't know me
The way you really should
You're sure misunderstood
[Chorus]
Don't call me baby
You've got some nerve and baby, that'll never do
You know I don't belong to you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me, so don't call me baby
[Bridge]
You and me, we have an opportunity
And we could make it something really cool
But you, you think I'm not that kind of girl
I'm here to tell ya' baby, I know how to rock your world
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born
You don't know me
The way you really should
You're sure misunderstood
[Chorus]
Don't call me baby
You've got some nerve and baby, that'll never do
You know I don't belong to you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me, so don't call me baby
You've got some nerve and baby, that'll never do
You know I don't belong to you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me, so don't call me baby
Dear winter bird
How long can you last
Before it gets too cold
And the earth asks you back?
Dear bended bough
You're ready for the sun
The old man is leaving
A longer day's begun
Suddenly I can see blue skies again
Beauty says nothing less than our hearts will mend
I promise you they do
Birch trees are bones
Stripped of their leaves
And pressed between the pages
Of my memories
This heart of mine
Is ready for the spring
Open up my window
Winter bird, take wing
Suddenly I can see blue skies again
Beauty says nothing less than our hearts will mend
I promise you they do
It's not easy to pretend (ooh, la, la, la, la)
It's not easy to pretend (ooh, la, la, la, la)
It's not easy to pretend (ooh, la, la, la, la)
I can see blue skies again (ooh, la, la, la, la)
Suddenly I can see blue skies again
Beauty says nothing less than our hearts will mend
I promise you they do
My hearts been picked up way too many times
Wrong numbers fill my blood watch the spinning dials
You can measure my pressure but I'll blow up in a second
You can measure my pressure but I'll blow up in a second
Don't put me on hold please
Don't put me on hold please
Don't put me on hold please
Fly here and hold me
He doesn't call me so put me through operator
Maybe I'll leave him and fall in love with you operator
My baby doesn't call me so put me through operator
So tell me should I leave him and fall in love with you operator
The miles keep adding up voicemails of frustration
Long-distance takes it's toll give me information
You can measure my pressure but I'll blow up in a second
You can measure my pressure but I'll blow up in a second
Long distance
Long distance
He doesn't call me so put me through operator
Maybe I'll leave him and fall in love with you operator
My baby doesn't call me so put me through operator
So tell me should I leave him and fall in love with you operator
It's like I've got a broken heart
It's like I've got a broken heart and I need a kick-start
It's like I've got a broken heart
It's like I've got a broken heart and I need a kick-start
Broken heart, broken heart
Broken heart, broken heart