It's titled "– A Brief History" anon.
You encouraged us to Write Now Right Now, so there you go.
Consider it a sketch that others can take from there if they wish.
Or come up with something else if they would rather.
Makes no difference to me as long everyone does something productive and stop wasting time on a bunch of lamebrained losers who are being paid to be here to distract & discourage.
Cheers!