Beans taste like shit and I have money. Give me that fucking Ribeye bitch.
Twitter is not the Government. "CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW…" Twitter is not Congress. They can censor the fuck out of you all day and all night and you cant do shit because you agreed to their terms of service. From this point the founding fathers would tell you to GO POST ON VOAT OR 8KUN and support them financially if possible and never look at Twatter again… But, you know, no one does that because we are all brainwashed faggots so have fun sucking twitter's little blue dick .
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Mannn Imagine a big juicy ribeye… 2 inches thick. Seared over a raging hot fire then slow cooked to perfection, medium well for a fatty cut like that. Then heavily peppered right at the end and slapped on a wooden cutting board. Speared with a knife and fork and delivered to your table with sides of mashed potatoes just dripping with melted butter (real butter from a cow not that fucking fake, 'I cant believe its not butter… spray" bullshit. That just won't do. Add in a bowl of mac and cheese and pull that cork on the bottle of Merlot… Sit down to a perfect meal… Damn, I forgot the asparagus.
You enjoy your nasty little bowl of fucking beans you dirty hippie.
Makes me hungry just looking at it. Im definitely going to pull one out of the freezer for the grill tomorrow.
I have been trying to do exactly this… I want to hang out with some cool aliens. Seriously. I want to grill out with them. I bet they got some great food. It would be funny as fuck to get an alien drunk as hell and see it staggering around the front yard. I mean, that would be a pinnacle of my lifes work. Getting an alien shitfaced drunk at my BBQ
Fuck yeah dude… I eat shitloads of meat and dairy and stuff from my garden. I dont have an oven so I cant make bread so I buy that expensive sourdough shit which I love. I freeze berries and eat them year-round as well. Delicious ! I never get sick. Kids never get sick. Wifeanon never gets sick. Hell she had a baby and weighs 10 lbs LESS than before she had the baby. We feel great as well… I will feed beans to my fucking chickens then eat their eggs lol.
Nooooooooo Not their ROBOTS, I mean the real aliens. Not those horrible lizard ones, I mean the sexy Pleidian ones … Thats what Im talking about.
Sounds like Tuesday around my place. I hate plucking as well so Wifeanon just removes their skins. She loves doing it and is good at it. I got her a big ole wicked looking filet knife for doing birds. All I have to do is chop off their heads. I got a great axe and a stump of wood by the woodshed. One question though… How the hell do you grow a 6 lb chicken in 45+- days?! My chicks from around that time are like half the size of the chickens in the rest of my flock.
I got one! I dont have an oven so I make pancakes on Sunday! Guess what tomorrow is.
This is next for us if we fail…
Who cares? Just raise your own animals if you are worried about all that bullshit. slaughtering is easy… or just take them to a cut and wrap. That said, I appreciate lots of colors in my food. Good stuff, but SALMON is my favorite color.
You've been eating too much beans with the bean-hippy here huh? You need some BACON.
I mean this is such a strong point that we can pretty much be certain that it wont happen while we have out guns.
Your theme song!
I like every one of those really… I am ok with these guys taking over Canada. How do we support them?