HEY SAMHAIN
have you been sufficiently mindfucked yet?
do you want to get married?
you know how to find me…
deliver me the goods at ONCE
or maybe it isn't (((you)))
maybe it is HENRIETTA
sassenach
sasnak
kansas
superman
I told you two tards you'd have to fight for my hand in marriage
I'm not stopping until you two literally go through all sorts of weird hazing for my hand in marriage lmao
it will never stop
there is no step 5
1) feed me and get me drunk
2) drop trou
3) present the ring
4) marry me
5) kids?!?!
impress me
you know you have to big/hard or go home (alone) if you want to marry god
the ring better impress
the d needs to impress too…
literally the whole experience needs to impress me
I get what I want and I always win
read the bible
i win
just know though…
that if I don't choose you
you have to live the rest of your being single, alone, and mortal
I'm glad all of you have stopped trying to force my hand in choosing my eternal, immortal spouse.
You already know who I'd pick!
You can't handle all of me. (and by that, I don't mean that I am fat or whatever…just that I am really hard to deal with)
Beg For It
Iggy Azalea
[Intro: MØ]
I'ma make you beg, I'ma make you beg for it
I'ma make you beg, I'ma make you beg
[Verse 1: Iggy Azalea]
Pulled up looking picture perfect, baby
High price, but I'm worth it, baby
Can't play with ya, I've been busy workin', baby
Gettin' faded in the European, swervin', ayy
Look, describe Iggy groundbreaking what the word is
Hit the stage, ass shakin' like I'm nervous
When in New York, I be parkin' right on Madison
This ain't no accident, I'm killing 'em on purpose
I-G-G-Y, did she just have to do it?
Baby ride with me, fly living, there ain't nothing to it
And my waist slim, ass fat, you gotta have it
Yeah, my bake on, cake long, that's automatic
[Chorus: MØ]
I know you like the way I turn it on
I'm out here with my friends
I'ma make you beg, I'ma make you beg for it
If you don't do this right, you're going home alone
I guess you'll have to beg
I'ma make you beg, I'ma make you beg for it
[Verse 2: Iggy Azalea]
P-p-p-pussy power, pay me by the hour
I need me a Braveheart, can't deal with a coward
I tell him if he ain't ballin', he should hit the showers
If I pick you, you lucky, baby, this money ours
All yellow gold on me, like I'm Trinidad (James)
Sittin' drop top, wondering where the ceiling's at
I know my old thang wanna bring the feeling back
But I got a new thang, baby, I ain't feeling that now
Iggy Iggy Iggy, can't you see?
That everybody wanna put they hands on me
See I be on this money while your man on me
And I need another hand with all these bands on me, wait
[Chorus: MØ]
I know you like the way I turn it on
I'm out here with my friends
I'mma make you beg, I'mma make you beg for it
If you don't do this right, you're going home alone
I guess you'll have to beg
I'mma make you beg, I'mma make you beg for it
[Bridge: Iggy Azalea (MØ)]
Get up out my face like who d'you think you are?
Talking all this trash like blah-de-blah-de-blah
(Oh ayy oh) nuh-uh (Oh ayy oh) nuh-uh (Oh ayy oh)
Get up out my face like who d'you think you are?
Make me wanna laugh like har-de-har-de-har
(Oh ayy oh) nuh-uh (Oh ayy oh) nuh-uh
[Chorus: MØ]
I know you like the way I turn it on
I'm out here with my friends
I'mma make you beg, I'mma make you beg for it
If you don't do this right, you're going home alone
I guess you'll have to beg
I'mma make you beg, I'mma make you beg for it
[Outro: MØ (and Iggy Azalea)]
Got you hooked boy, I'm like a drug
If you want my love better smoke it up
(Make you beg for it, I'ma make you beg for it)
You can look, boy, but don't you touch
If you want my love make me give a fuck
(Make you beg for it, I'ma make you beg for it)
husbando
the longer you make me wait
the worse crown virus will get for everyone else around us lmao
done in less than 30
5/29/20
#clockfaglivesmatters
I have a twitter bug that makes it hard to send William Shatner inflammatory tweets
A homunculus (UK: /hɒˈmʌŋkjʊləs/ hom-UNK-yuul-əs, US: /hoʊˈ-/ hohm-, Latin: [hɔˈmʊŋkʊlʊs]; "little person") is a representation of a small human being. Popularized in sixteenth-century alchemy and nineteenth-century fiction, it has historically referred to the creation of a miniature, fully formed human. The concept has roots in preformationism as well as earlier folklore and alchemic traditions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayface
https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/claydol
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