Anonymous ID: 32fcc1 May 5, 2020, 12:47 a.m. No.9035837   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5847

>>9035803

>Anyone figure out why they don't want people on the beaches on the West Coast?

It's probably shark week or something dumb.

I dunno. Nobody pays attention to television, anymore

 

>>9035815

>To many people with sand in their vagina as it is.

Also, a very plausible scenario.

Studies show that risk of sand in the vagina increases exponentially when one brings their vagina to the beach.

While we still don't have a cure for sandy vaginas, scientists are working round the clock on a vagcination, that may potentially lower the risk by possibly some.

Anonymous ID: 32fcc1 May 5, 2020, 1:28 a.m. No.9036027   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>9036012

>can someone explain this in english?

I'm pretty sure it's the patent to Nikola Tesla's flying saucer. I'm not an English teacher, tho. So, don't quote me on that