Are they wearing condomskirts?
Again?!?!? She's such a media whore. If she's not in the news every other month making a miraculous recovery, she's showing up at non-media events iceskating her way across the rink doing triple toe axels, jogging in central park or building homes for the homeless.
Maybe this time she will actually die.. Of course that will be a full blown media event looking into the Covid diagnosis, which may ultimately be to our advantage.
Win-Win!