Finally the pelicans can return. Pelicans and frogs, saving humanity together!!!
What a time to be a sloth!
Dear Anons,
We hope you are enjoying the show. We are really glad that Q, a former employee of ours (and we do miss the donuts every Thursday Q!) is awakening the world.
We would like to remind Anons that while there will be a lot of celebrating and much joy in the coming weeks, it is important to not post naked.
If you could at least post in underwear it would really help the new recruits who are monitoring bad actors. One of them, Karen from Texas, told me she has seen more naked men staring into their screens than ever before, and an increasingly high proportion of younger Anons doing the “helicopter”
Whoever stared the trend of wearing masks as underwear, you might feel patriotic but please think of our junior staff that have to see your penis hanging out like a flaccid hotdog.
Thank you,
Friendly NSA officer