The Notables Are Moar Prestigious Than Ever
Alt Mockingbird Headline:
Main Bread Anons Too Faggot: Outside Anons Afraid To Drop Good Diggs
Slowly going through them a little at a time.
So far, this one is my fav.
Think about this loser's timeline.
Work for employer that won't furlough so you miss out on a pay raise.
Get mad seek revenge with St Louis County.
St louis County says sorry ma'am but your employer is in Jefferson County we can't do nuffin.
MAGA guy uses sunshine law to get all the Snitchers Letters to the Editors.
Your boss sees you're in there so fires you with cause.
You can't get u/e bennies because of that.
We may add or subtract (insert Brix / insert Faux-Xi) to it, as appropriate.