(Anon Satire)
CNN and the Washington Post report more deaths by COVID-19. According to the W.H.O., Dr. Fauci, and Dr. Birx, the COVID-19 symptoms now include spontaneous hanging by rope. Death certificates will be corrected to reflect death by COVID-19. New York City Health Officials confirm these were the worst deaths by COVID-19 they have ever seen and could have been prevented if people just wore a paper mask over their face and avoided Hydroxychloroquine.