I have a bitching Camaro, child care payments, a fully funded 401(k), I LOVE the Jonas Brother and Josh Whedon movies, I smoke crack (never meth), give hand jobs in the park on the weekend (don't need the money, just for the keks), my sister in middle school has one eye, I gave up a job as a hedge fund manager to read to the blind, occasional vegan, voted Bush-Clinton-Bush-whatever Green Party Candidate at the time, I do bukake movies, my favorite author is Ralph Waldo Emerson, I cried when Ol' Yeller died