Muh Testing.
Don't have the COVID yet?
Here - let us swab you with this test kit already pre-loaded with COVID and ram it down the back of your nasal passages to make sure it gets a good seeding.
Everybody gets to play!
You get the COVID
You get the COVID
Everybody gets the COVID!
Muh "testing".
These people are SICK.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/coronavirus-tests-uk-contaminated-covid-19
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/18/health/cdc-coronavirus-lab-contamination-testing.html
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2020/04/10/ontario-received-100000-contaminated-unusable-swabs-for-covid-19-tests.html