Was thinking about this because, A: muh birthday and, B: it'll trigger liberals and commies.
HUGE FIREWORKS show, get the fireworks from ANYWHERE but CHINA. It'll be so deliciously "muh racist" the lefties will explode.
That, or announce we're getting the fireworks from CHINA, but cancel because it was learned the fireworks are laced with COVID.
Eh, maybe just a military parade in DC…