You should go take a shower, anon because this is fucking ridiculous to a point where you should feel dirty.
I can't even say shameful, just dirty.
It's so bad, as in not good. I'm thinking of that Adam Sandler movie, "That was the most idiotic thing that's ever been said, at not point in your incessant ramblings did you say anything that reflected a coherent argument. We are all dumber for having listened to you."