I find it hard to believe that out of a possible 15,000,000 sperm, YOU were the fastest.
Great idea! I ran with it, so look for new (not yours) hash tag on next bread.
p.s.: you made me Kek out loud!
I thought the same thing. Wondered if he was hunkered down in the Pentagon watching our Marines storm the FBI HQ and snatched up the 1.2 million documents.