Good Morning.
My name is Fritz and my friends call me "The Ventilator". Just kidding. I'm actually the CEO of General Motors. I just wanted to let everyone here know, GM manufactures automobiles. We've always manufactured automobiles. We don't manufacture ventilators. Nobody who works here even knows what a ventilator is. Plus we are totally run by the Illuminati.
If you think about it, the idea of us just reprogramming our robots and refitting our manufacturing apparatus to suddenly start making ventilators instead of cars, is a pretty silly idea. Even so, we've already delivered over 40,000 new ventilators to the nation's stockpile.
Speaking of programming, all my book are available on Amazon. Take a look!