And it's a 1000 piece puzzle: CIA in a thousand pieces, only one out? How about GHW's 1000 points of lights–the 1% cabal? GW jr. sang? Favorite "artist", GW got into painting as a hobby? Just some ideas to knock around.
Used to be called "boob tubes" (boob, foolish). Now call em Babel tubes. Yeah, we're on the internet, but at least lessen the exposure by throwing out the tube, and also movie links.