Sorry for the interruption, folks.
I have an important announcement for the Clowns. Your annual continuing education courses have been announced:
Battlefield Medical Techniques for Removing Anon Shoes and Repairing Resultant Anal Prolapse
Dr. Anthony Fece
Suicide Is Never A Bad Option: Plan YOUR Painless Exit
G. Reaper, SCO
Prison Is A Bitch
W. Barr, USAG
Texts are on sale now at the Clown U bookstore on 1100 Executive Drive, Williamsburg VA. Pre-orders are recommended.