Whoever falsely assumes or pretends to be an officer or employee acting under the authority of the United States or any department, agency or officer thereof, and acts as such, or in such pretended character demands or obtains any money, paper, document, or thing of value, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 742; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(H), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)
Sid knows where the bodies are buried
>2. who would you think in the media/government are trustworthy enough to send the info to
It's not that hard, really. Just upload a python interpreter to an android device and run a mail client that will send an email if you don't reset/close the program and reset it every _____ days. I don't know that I'd trust any software that I didn't construct to function correctly.
If you have anyone in your life you can trust, obviously that's a better way of going about things. I don't know who you'd send the information to, I figured an email list of a couple million random emails would be best. Those are easy enough to find if you look. As far as where to store it, a starbucks works. Try to find an outlet outide of the place where you can plug in a charger to keep the phone charged or connect extra batteries unless you want to be checking it every day, which would be a pain in the ass. You can get creative on the location, so long as it's not at your house. Masssage parlours often have shitty wifi security, don't know why.
Figure it out from there. Build the script on your PC, with no experience it will probably take you a week or so to figure that part out but that's the hardest part. Make yourself obselete and unknown. Posting here isn't the best idea but at leaset you're TOR'd on both ends. That's good.