>>9130639 (PB)
This will be over before he begins. I've never seen a man any more disconnected from a sense of where he is in time.
When I managed for Domino's Pizza I could tell you, to the minute, how much time every one of the 25 pizzas on my warming shelf had left on the delivery guarantee.
Graham can't tell you if he fed the dog this week except by going home and seeing if the dog will let him in or not.
South Carolina, for the love of God and country, don't send this incompetent whackadoodle back. Retire him and get him a job sweeping the parking lot somewhere. Get him a white uniform and a folding hat, a brand new name tag and a ten cent raise every year and put him in charge of the broom ... the man was born to take charge!