Anon testimony - COVID antibody test

I am in a high risk group and so am interested to know if the sickness I and other in my family had in January was COVID-19. I live in Commifornia, so my doctor naturally is a rabid Trump hater. When I asked him about getting the antibody test, he said, Oh you know that's impossible to get what with the government being such a screw up. So I went to LabCorp's home page, and what do you know there's a link right at the top to get the antibody test for zero to $10. I answered 4 simple questions, paid $10 from my credit card, and scheduled the test for tomorrow morning at a lab less than 2 miles from my house. Took less than 5 minutes. Waddyaknow.