Do you think Q has seen his dick or something? How would he know.
Although with that said, I'm sure Q has access to Michael's medical records. I'd love to see those. I mean, what the hell does the physician put down on the physical report when she finds out Michelle actually has a huge dick? Serious question. Imagine the initial shock when she asks him/her to get up into the stirrups and MIchael just grins and says, "that ain't gonna be necessary".