>>9163141 (pb)

Stimulus checks are the economic equivalent of drinking your own piss for survival. You can do it, and it might help at first. Even though fresh water from a river is available to you, you continue to hydrate yourself by means of your recycled urine because you fear you may contract a parasite from the river water. All despite the fact that you know you can easily take precautions by boiling the river water, you continue on in madness until your vital organs give way and you die a painful and meaningless death.

Fuck the lockdowns. I’ve been working retail through the entire pandemic and have been just fine. We wash out hands and sanitize our commonly touched surfaces. No one where I work has contracted this bullshit. Only one person exposed and it was because her boyfriend works at a pharmacy. I haven’t worn a mask in two weeks. Feeling great besides ragweed allergies.